There are very many reasons why British summers are either non-existent or, alternately, held on a Thursday. Many of these reasons are either scientific, mad, or both — but all of them are wrong, especially the scientific ones.

The real reason why it rains perpetually from January 1st to December 31st (incl.) is, of course, irritable Chinese Water Dragons.

Karen is one such legendary creature. Ancient, noble, near-indestructible and, for a number of wildly improbable reasons, working as an estate-agent, Karen is irritable quite a lot of the time.

Hence Wimbledon.

She becomes positively incensed, however, when she discovers that her father, when she discovers that her father, the Adjutant General to the Dragon King of the North-West, has been kidnapped by a mob of livid weathermen. An increasingly angry Karen heads out on a quest, or, at least, a hobby, to rescue her father from their evil clutches.

And some people start building Arks...

Condition: Pre-loved book. Minor yellowing of pages. Otherwise in good condition.

Format: Hardcover
Year published: 2001
Pages: 317
Sub-genre: Humour, fantasy
Imprint: Orbit